What's The Deal With Pie?

07/07/10: What's The Deal With Pie?

 Pie's great, I must admit, but why is every single boy in our class so obsessed with it? I mean seriously. Dylan even invented a religion called pieist. It's basically where you bow down to the one main and most important thing to him and most of the other boys in our class. I'll give you three guesses. You got it, pie!!! And if you tell them you don't like pie they call you a Pie-Hater and don't talk to you for the rest of the day. It's almost like they get offended if you insult pie. Believe me it's not a game, they're are completely serious when they're bowing down to pie and calling you a Pie-Hater. Weird.