Mean Mom and Weird Dad

Meanest Mom in the World (date: 01/29/10)

Well I think that it's time that you guys found out the truth. How did I really become the "Meanest Mommy in the World"? First of all, Ari is going to tell you that everything I'm writing here didn't happen. Well let me go on record to tell you that it really did. He will probably delete it. So I doubt that you'll actually have a chance to read it.

Here goes anyway. Well it started several years ago with a series of "unfortunate incidents". First, there was the time that I made him a PBJ sandwich for lunch. I put the peanut butter on the right side of the bread and the jam on the left. Made him mad. Really, really mad. All kids want the peanut butter on the left side and the jam on the right side. Apparently this caused him a major embarassment at lunch time. He felt that this was incredibly mean of me. Something that I did to deliberately embarrass him. Even meaner is when I put an orange in his lunch box instead of a twinkie. Next, came the time when I forgot to pick up the socks that he had left on the couch. Talk about being deliberately mean. To top it off, I didn't sharpen his pencils that night either! Then there was the time that I put toothpaste on Ari's toothbrush, but I forgot to put water on it first to soften up the bristles.

Like I said, I doubt that any of you will every read this -- Ari has his sticky fingers on the delete button. And if you do, Ari will tell you over & over again that this is not why he calls me the "Meanest Mommy in the World". He'll claim that none of this is true. Time to get out that knife.

Weirdest Dad in the World (date: 01/12/10)

 Hi kids!! It's Ari's weird dad again!! Not many of you have been to Ari's house. He's ashamed of me 'cause I do all kinds of weird stuff. He's always after me to wear my underwear under my pants, rather than over my pants, the way I'm wearing them right now!! Ari also says that I believe things that aren't true. For instance, I think school's too easy nowadays. when I was a kid, I had I had tons of homework. Do you think you have TOO MUCH homework, TOO LITTLE homework, or just the right amount. Let me know!!!

Bonus Question--- (First to get it right wins new paper clip!!)--- Which city is further west?---- Las Vegas or San Diego?? Let Me Know!!!

Meanest Mom in the World (date: 1/6/10) 

I guess some of you may be curious about what living with Ari is actually like. You may think that it's sort of fun. Well it's a living hell. Actually hell may be better place. Did you ever have a really, really, really, really, really bad dream. I mean a really bad dream. One that made your head throb with pain and agony. A dream that was so disgusting and gross that you felt it was covering you with slime. One that you felt that if you opened your eyes wide enough, it would finally be over but you really didn't want to look. That's what living with Ari is like. A bad smelling hell. The worst sort of dream.

Weirdest Dad in the World (Finally!!!!!!!!)(date: 12/22/09)

Hi kids! I'm Ari's weird dad. Ari thinks I'm weird because I know lots of nerdy and useless information,which I love to share with him. Now I can share it with you too, (actually I could have shared it with you before but I was too lazy and had too big of a butt.Which I still have.

Do you know which two states border the most other states? I do. If you do you've won a paper clip!

Meanest Mom in the World (date: 12/20/09)

Ari disappointed me once. I got mad... He was absent the next day at school.

Meanest Mom in the World(date: 12/13/09)

Why do you think I'm called the meanest mom. Is it because I chase Ari around the apartment trying to strangle him. Or is it because.....

Meanest Mom in the World (date: 12/10/09)

As a mere contributor to this blog it is highly unlikely that anything that I write will survive Ari's delete button. Nevertheless, I encourage you to visit this blog frequently; tell Ari how horrible it is. Meanest Mom in the World.