The Impossible Quiz
08/30/10: 107 Questions: The Impossible Quiz
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Back To School
08/20/2010: Back To School
Oh No! School's almost back. AAUGH. Do you ever wish that summer could last forever? I sure do.
Personally I'm a little scared to start 5th grade. So many new things, and it just seems so much harder than 4th grade. Not to be offensive to anybody, bu having Mr. Barber as my social studies teacher really freaks me out. I'm sure he's a great teacher and all but but some of the things other kids say about him don't rub me in the right way.
Anyway be sure to take my new poll on your feelings about fifth grade. By for now.
Anyway be sure to take my new poll on your feelings about fifth grade. By for now.
Lack Of Updates
07/25/10: Lack Of Updates
Not much to say except that I'm sorry for the recent lack in updates. Summer fun ya'll.
Sleep Away
07/24/10: Sleep Away
You will not believe all of the cool stuff you get to do at sleep away camp. From capture the flag to all-you-can-eat breakfast buffets (which, if I may add, include bacon), it always packs a bunch of fun. It's true that I also had classes (this being Northwestern University Spark Camp), but I forgot about them immediately after I left the classroom. This was partially caused by the fact that I had afternoon choices, whether it be beach day or soccer, there was always something to do.
The People
Did I mention that we had roommates? It's true. Obviously boys and girls slept in different dorms (this being a college we slept in dorms and had RA's). I shared a room with a kid named Gabriel. He was really nice and we stayed up all night talking. My RA's name was Max, he was fun except when we were walking to go somewhere (again, this being a campus, we walked basically everywhere,) he seemed obsessed with straight lines, even when we were tired and groggy, during our 7:15 trek to breakfast, he seemed set on us remaining in a straight line. On to my teachers. I took creative writing as my class of choice, not that I wanted to (parent force obviously), but I did. Our main teacher was pleasant and helped when I needed it. The problem with her was that she was not around much. Her assistant's face always turned to a scowl when she looked at me and responded to me like she was responding to an infant. EEK.
The Schedule
You will not believe all of the cool stuff you get to do at sleep away camp. From capture the flag to all-you-can-eat breakfast buffets (which, if I may add, include bacon), it always packs a bunch of fun. It's true that I also had classes (this being Northwestern University Spark Camp), but I forgot about them immediately after I left the classroom. This was partially caused by the fact that I had afternoon choices, whether it be beach day or soccer, there was always something to do.
The People
Did I mention that we had roommates? It's true. Obviously boys and girls slept in different dorms (this being a college we slept in dorms and had RA's). I shared a room with a kid named Gabriel. He was really nice and we stayed up all night talking. My RA's name was Max, he was fun except when we were walking to go somewhere (again, this being a campus, we walked basically everywhere,) he seemed obsessed with straight lines, even when we were tired and groggy, during our 7:15 trek to breakfast, he seemed set on us remaining in a straight line. On to my teachers. I took creative writing as my class of choice, not that I wanted to (parent force obviously), but I did. Our main teacher was pleasant and helped when I needed it. The problem with her was that she was not around much. Her assistant's face always turned to a scowl when she looked at me and responded to me like she was responding to an infant. EEK.
The Schedule
7:00, Wake Up. I usually wake up before this because I want to take a shower. (in the evening and after 7:00 a.m. the showers are always filled. Also waking up earlier gives you more time to talk to your roommate/friends.
7:15, Leave For Breakfast. Its all hustle and bustle to get to breakfast, but once you're there you find out that it was worth it. You can have whatever you want, including morning pastries. The only downfall is even though they have 10 different kinds of soda, you're not allowed to drink it for breakfast. (There is an enormous supply of exotic/regular juices however.) Max (our RA) comes around to ask us what we want to do for afternoon activities that day.
8:15, Time For Classes. My roommate, Gabriel, and I always had a race to see who could unlock our door first. Did I mention we have keys? Oh, well we did. By the end of the week we had each unlocked the door 9 times. After I got my stuff for morning classes I headed outside to walk to class with my grumpy teacher's assistant.
12:00, Yay Lunch. Our crabby TA (formally teacher's assistant) walks us to the same cafeteria to eat lunch. There was an endless supply of hot dogs, hamburgers, fries, chips, pizza, soups, and yes the salad bar, wa wa waaaaa. We were then allowed soda and the juices were still available.. After lunch we were allowed to choose from 11 different kinds of pastry, or 6 different kind of ice cream. (If you got a small pastry you were allowed another dessert.)
12:45, Sadly, Back To Classes. We would walk back to our classroom with Ms. Scowlpants and stay for another 2 hours of torturous school.
2:45, They Finally Let Us Run Wild. Yesss, now it's time for afternoon activities. We head back to our dorms to get ready for the activity we chose at breakfast. On Monday I chose Capture The Flag. Tuesday I chose Beach. Wednesday, I chose soccer. And Thursday I chose Pinata Making. There were no Afternoon Activities on Friday because our parents picked us up directly after classes.
5:30, Dinnertime. Exactly like lunch except that we walk with our RA (Max), and had to endure walking in a geometrically straight line.
6:15, Evening Study Session. I thought I was rid of the menacing face but no. Our TA walks us back to our classrooms for another hour of writing.
7:15, Evening Activities. Just like Afternoon Activities except not outside. Lasts for 1 hour and 3/4
9:00, Brush Teeth, Call Parents, Change, Talk, Play, Read, Shower, More Talking, Play, Less Reading. As you've probably have guessed by now, it's pretty rushed after Evening Activities. Lights Out is at 9:30 and by then you need to be half asleep in your bed with the light off. After Lights Out you're not supposed to talk to your roommate, or even read for that matter, but nobody in there right mind can resist so you usually stay up an extra hour goofing off.
What's The Deal With Pie?
07/07/10: What's The Deal With Pie?
Pie's great, I must admit, but why is every single boy in our class so obsessed with it? I mean seriously. Dylan even invented a religion called pieist. It's basically where you bow down to the one main and most important thing to him and most of the other boys in our class. I'll give you three guesses. You got it, pie!!! And if you tell them you don't like pie they call you a Pie-Hater and don't talk to you for the rest of the day. It's almost like they get offended if you insult pie. Believe me it's not a game, they're are completely serious when they're bowing down to pie and calling you a Pie-Hater. Weird.
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Mean Mom Monday: August 16
Wacky Dad Wednesday: August 18
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A Poem For My Mom
A Poem For My Mom
You're so great
You give me advise
You are so funny
You're so nice
You always know
what to do
I can always
count on you
You're just plain awesome
You're like this pie
The more I eat
The higher I fly
You're so great
You give me advise
You are so funny
You're so niceI can't say how much
I love you so
You are very smart
You stop my woe
You help me so much
You make sure I steer
The right way around
You make it clear
You're so great
You give me advise
You are so funny
You are so nice
And there's is one more thing
You make some mean rice
And there's is one more thing
You make some mean rice
Plain More Specifically
Meanest Mom in the World (date: 01/29/10)
Well I think that it's time that you guys found out the truth. How did I really become the "Meanest Mommy in the World"? First of all, Ari is going to tell you that everything I'm writing here didn't happen. Well let me go on record to tell you that it really did. He will probably delete it. So I doubt that you'll actually have a chance to read it.
Like I said, I doubt that any of you will every read this -- Ari has his sticky fingers on the delete button. And if you do, Ari will tell you over & over again that this is not why he calls me the "Meanest Mommy in the World". He'll claim that none of this is true. Time to get out that knife.
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Meanest Mom in the World: Her Dream (date: 04/27/10)
The other day I had a dream. I dreamt that Ari was throwing out the sandwiches that I made him for lunch. This upset me for two reasons. First, I didn’t like to see all my hard sandwich making work going out the window, or rather into the trash bin. Second, we buy Ari fancy, schmanzy turkey for his sandwiches to make them extra tasty. This turkey costs a pretty penny. Actually, it’s pretty damn expensive. In my mind I had a vivid picture of Ari casually strolling over to the trash bin and cavalierly tossing his sandwich in. He even had a smile on his face while he was doing it. I could feel my face burning and felt my hands trembling with fury. I wanted to wipe that smile off the face of the earth. I woke up screaming. It was a horrible, twisted dream.
You may wonder why I’m telling YOU this. Well… I can tell when Ari doesn’t eat his sandwich when he comes home with the sandwich still in his lunch box. But what I don’t know is whether Ari tosses his sandwich at lunch. That’s why I need YOUR help. I need YOU to tell me if Ari is tossing his sandwich at lunch time. If you EVER see Ari tossing his turkey sandwich at lunch, I NEED to know. Don’t you want to see that smirk gone from his face for good? Please use the chat box to tell me.
Meanest Mom in the World (date: 01/29/10)
Well I think that it's time that you guys found out the truth. How did I really become the "Meanest Mommy in the World"? First of all, Ari is going to tell you that everything I'm writing here didn't happen. Well let me go on record to tell you that it really did. He will probably delete it. So I doubt that you'll actually have a chance to read it.
Like I said, I doubt that any of you will every read this -- Ari has his sticky fingers on the delete button. And if you do, Ari will tell you over & over again that this is not why he calls me the "Meanest Mommy in the World". He'll claim that none of this is true. Time to get out that knife.
Funny
Mean Mom: Her Dream: 04/27/10
The other day I had a dream. I dreamt that Ari was throwing out the sandwiches that I made him for lunch. This upset me for two reasons. First, I didn’t like to see all my hard sandwich making work going out the window, or rather into the trash bin. Second, we buy Ari fancy, schmanzy turkey for his sandwiches to make them extra tasty. This turkey costs a pretty penny. Actually, it’s pretty damn expensive. In my mind I had a vivid picture of Ari casually strolling over to the trash bin and cavalierly tossing his sandwich in. He even had a smile on his face while he was doing it. I could feel my face burning and felt my hands trembling with fury. I wanted to wipe that smile off the face of the earth. I woke up screaming. It was a horrible, twisted dream.
You may wonder why I’m telling YOU this. Well… I can tell when Ari doesn’t eat his sandwich when he comes home with the sandwich still in his lunch box. But what I don’t know is whether Ari tosses his sandwich at lunch. That’s why I need YOUR help. I need YOU to tell me if Ari is tossing his sandwich at lunch time. If you EVER see Ari tossing his turkey sandwich at lunch, I NEED to know. Don’t you want to see that smirk gone from his face for good? Please use the chat box to tell me.
New
Meanest Mom in the World: Her Dream (date: 04/27/10)
The other day I had a dream. I dreamt that Ari was throwing out the sandwiches that I made him for lunch. This upset me for two reasons. First, I didn’t like to see all my hard sandwich making work going out the window, or rather into the trash bin. Second, we buy Ari fancy, schmanzy turkey for his sandwiches to make them extra tasty. This turkey costs a pretty penny. Actually, it’s pretty damn expensive. In my mind I had a vivid picture of Ari casually strolling over to the trash bin and cavalierly tossing his sandwich in. He even had a smile on his face while he was doing it. I could feel my face burning and felt my hands trembling with fury. I wanted to wipe that smile off the face of the earth. I woke up screaming. It was a horrible, twisted dream.
You may wonder why I’m telling YOU this. Well… I can tell when Ari doesn’t eat his sandwich when he comes home with the sandwich still in his lunch box. But what I don’t know is whether Ari tosses his sandwich at lunch. That’s why I need YOUR help. I need YOU to tell me if Ari is tossing his sandwich at lunch time. If you EVER see Ari tossing his turkey sandwich at lunch, I NEED to know. Don’t you want to see that smirk gone from his face for good? Please use the chat box to tell me.
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