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Meanest Mom in the World: Her Dream (date: 04/27/10)

The other day I had a dream. I dreamt that Ari was throwing out the sandwiches that I made him for lunch. This upset me for two reasons. First, I didn’t like to see all my hard sandwich making work going out the window, or rather into the trash bin. Second, we buy Ari fancy, schmanzy turkey for his sandwiches to make them extra tasty. This turkey costs a pretty penny. Actually, it’s pretty damn expensive. In my mind I had a vivid picture of Ari casually strolling over to the trash bin and cavalierly tossing his sandwich in. He even had a smile on his face while he was doing it. I could feel my face burning and felt my hands trembling with fury. I wanted to wipe that smile off the face of the earth. I woke up screaming. It was a horrible, twisted dream.

You may wonder why I’m telling YOU this. Well… I can tell when Ari doesn’t eat his sandwich when he comes home with the sandwich still in his lunch box. But what I don’t know is whether Ari tosses his sandwich at lunch. That’s why I need YOUR help. I need YOU to tell me if Ari is tossing his sandwich at lunch time. If you EVER see Ari tossing his turkey sandwich at lunch, I NEED to know. Don’t you want to see that smirk gone from his face for good? Please use the chat box to tell me.